 Love is friendship, with wings...The Hornet's Nest No.2
Witnessing the unsuccessful dating exploits of a number of young players in past seasons, I am expecting a plethora of questions to surface regarding the game of love. I welcome these questions, as relationships are the cornerstones of our lives. In the absence of strong, loving bonds, we are left with nothing but a hot tub and an all-year tan. The right partner will present themselves as a cool body of water as we scorch our feet on the blistering hot sand of life's desert (the Hornet has recently double-glazed his windows, for those of you with stones at the ready).
(The Hornet in action)
Slammin' Sammy Hinton is after some advice on the correct policy of whether to take your girlfriend out on Saturday night, or to return to The Green Gate with your Club mates. Having had close relationships with some of Sam's ladies, I feel as though I am more than qualified to provide some direction to young Sam.
In the first instance, you should be attending the Gate and extending a genuine invite to your young partner. This doesn't mean asking her, "to come up the Gate for bangers and mash, get assaulted by 25 desperate Stags, then drive me home while I vomit out the car window". Extend the promise of a couple of glasses of full bodied reds, a pleasant meal, and to share good conversation with like-minded people. Remember Hint Dog...women don't want to be the highest peach on the tree, where they can't be reached and squeezed. They want to feel a part of you, a part of your life, a part of your dreams, and a part of your cricket club.
 If your lady refuses the invitation, then tell her you will see her in late March.
Relationships work best when there is a balance, and when both parties are willing to compromise. At this stage of your life Sammy, it is quite normal to be wrapped up in yourself, for goodness sake look at Hoskos. You are young, virile, and at an age where you want it all. The best piece of advice I can offer is to be true to yourself and treat ladies hearts with respect.
(Sam Hinton)
Yours in Love, The Hornet |
