Missy's Mail - The Podcasts

Missy's Mail - The Podcasts

Ian "Missy" Higgins

Strap yourselves in, turn the volume up, then sit back, relax and enjoy the latest instalment from Missy's Mail - The Podcast series. 

Welcome to a latest fantastic initiative by Ian "Missy" Higgins, which will bring you, the listener, plenty of information, insights and laughs as he reviews the upcoming fixtures.

Find out who we're up against. Who's in. Who's out. Who's hot. Who's not. Plus so much more. 

 

 

Episode 2 - 23 Feb 2012 - The Return 

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Round 15 vs Mosman. Memories of Rawson Oval. Jules Stephenson. Grant Lambert. Ian Moran. Greg Mail (again!). Cattlin's Covers (just!).

Episode 1 - 16 Feb 2012 - Pilot

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Round 14 vs Parramatta. Memories of Old Kings. The Golf Day. Cattlin's Covers. Weather reports. Greg Mail.


3rd Grade vs Parramatta - Round 14 - 2011/12

3rd Grade vs Parramatta - Round 14 - 2011/12

Missy HigginsAfter a short lay-off through injury, this scribe arrived at Merrylands Oval to be greeted with a slightly unfamiliar squadron of Gordon cricketers. Most notably, it was a far less intimidating 3rd grade line up in the absence of our hairy and hard-working hybrids - Little Lion Man (Effeney) and Little Bear Man (Cubbage). One was up. One was down. Neither here to amuse us.

Hey Missy, perhaps this was as better shot to play on 99?? 

On the flip side, the changing room bore a far less noxious odour. It was also flooded in one corner, but this was no surprise given the housing of Manatee over Saturday and Sunday. The reverse-inclining-pivot double-doored entry to our temporary abode was also worth a mention, although honestly it was too confusing to describe properly in words. Let’s just say it required a lot of effort to enter/exit this change room.

As it turned out, the toss was one of the few Ward Howitt has won this season (so I understand), or over his career for that matter. Inevitably, given his lack of experience in this regard, his election to bat was not great (we very quickly found ourselves 5/50 on the first morning). This, however, is very easy to say in hindsight, given the wicket looked reasonably batting-friendly. Further, the Parramatta quicks bowled with discipline, with one completing a hatrick with a ball that had one of the Kolley brothers (Dave?) shaping to leave, then decked to dislodge his leg stump.

The non-striker Higgins (who, by the way, is preparing to make his Hillsong radio debut after the success of his podcasts) described this ball as unplayable.

In fact that was really the story of Missy’s early morning. He was a spectator to the demise of our top order. However, slowly but surely he accreted runs, mostly with little tickles and flicks to the on-side (as he was constantly reminded by the intellects in the Parramatta cordon). In a display of defiance, Missy continued to 50 and then 80 with the support of the Mini Beaver. Tom Beverley played a very important innings in the context, taking singles here and there whilst occasionally branching out with a booming shot.

After he departed, Missy continued on his merry way but was incomprehensibly denied his hundred after he lobbed a ball to mid-wicket on 99. This was undoubtedly the worst ball of the day, and deceived Missy by its parabolic like qualities as it floated through the air. A fantastic innings all the same, which put Gordon in a commanding position going in to day two.

Ed Howitt

Let’s not forget Charlie “Billy Bongwater” Bangs’ contribution either. His 2 or 3 bombs at the end of the innings, which got progressively bigger in size, were awesome. One even interrupted the Under 8 swim carnival next door. Harry ‘Hooch’ Turner claimed it was 109m. Silliness. He was too busy downloading country and western tunes on his iPod in preparation for the night’s festivities. Gordon all out for 224, or thereabouts.

In the short list for photos of the year, Howitt is bowled neck-and-crop 

The short conclusion of day 1 was equally exciting, with T-jaard and Billy removing an opener a piece. The Roxy was surely heaving on Saturday night.

Day 2 was much more subdued. Reg even had time to let his new pet snake loose on the outfield for a while. Gordon slowly accumulated wickets throughout the day, albeit a couple of small partnerships. As usual, Howitt Jnr lead the charge, claiming 4 crucial wickets with his wily straight-ones. All the other bowlers also contributed and Alex ‘Lines of” Lines even snatched a cheeky run out in combination with “Fingers” Beverly (rarely has a quicker and more probing pair of hands been witnessed).

As was the trend throughout the game, this act by Lines cost Taity about $400. Gambling has been taken to a new (low) level by this two, and not an over went by without some sort of odds being thrown about.

In any event, the game was secured with an hour to go in the day. Another solid win, another step closer to the finals. An exciting few weeks ahead.

Will Sweeney


Fantasy League 2011/12 - Round 13 results

Fantasy League 2011/12 - Round 13 results

Harry EvansA late update from Round 13, with plenty being on the webmaster's plate over the last few weeks. 

Harry Evans whips one over the top to continue accumulate points for his teams 

Matches against Bankstown were played over the course of the weekend and some good performances were put in across the grades. The leaderboard and results of the continuing knockout competition results. Plus a new draw is attached below.

Round 13 pitted the final 16 teams against each other in pairs and the higher point scorers have gone through to the quarter finals.

These results, and the quarter final match ups, are listed below.

NOTE: In the unlikely event of a draw, the highest current ranked team will progress.

Anyhow, enough commentary, check out the current points table below in the aggregate competition and the players’ points. And for those teams remaining in the knockout competition, check out your results from round 13. If you got through, check out who your team is pitted against in round 14.

 

 

Rank    Team Name                               Team Owner               Points
1 Donuts Dave Millar 7479
2 Pickers XI Mark Carmichael 7101
3 The Saratoga Strikers Ed Howitt Snr 7077
4 Noddy Tom Bangs 6899
5 Good Year Pete Colley 6776
6 Mantos James Kennedy 6747
7 Spin Twins Ed Howitt Jnr 6739
8 Frankys Team Frank Colley 6682
9 Sudzies Specials Jamie Soper 6662
10 Tiddles Loose One's Tony Wilson 6619
11 Cubby Lad's XI Adam Cubbage 6558
12 Dowse's Cronies Nick Dowsley 6521
13 Shayne's 11 Shayne Lin 6478
14 Harold's XI Harry Evans 6432
15 Turki's XI Saahil Turki 6430
16 The Liddle Taiters George Bromwich 6319
17 Tiddles Ultimates Tony Wilson 6209
18 Tiddles Stuyvos Tony Wilson 6142
19 #cubbyforcaptain Alex Lines 6033
20 The Logi Bears Logan Weston 6021
21 Gordon's Time Ed Howitt Jnr 6017
22 Dark Horse Michael Perry 6008
23 Tiddles Jaegar Bombs Tony Wilson 5985
24 Sudzies Roughies Jamie Soper 5957
25 Hicko's Heroes 1 Geoff Hickman 5911
26 Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Liz Swinburn 5856
27 Taitsters 11 Tjaard Tait 5781
28 L'effet de serre Max Newman 5760
29 Big Time Ed Howitt Jnr 5711
30 Teatro San Carlos Ed Howitt Snr 5450
31 Cubby Dad 1 Tim Cubbage 5414
32 Midnight Express Julian Stephenson       5412
33 Marcus' Minions Dan Smith 5374
34 Presidential Selection - No. 2       Andrew Falk 5373
35 Gentley Bentley Ed Howitt Jnr 5257
36 The Rubsters Ed Howitt Snr 5252
37 Next Year of the Dog Pascal Delepine 5154
38 Jim Jam James Packman 5003
39 Gordon For Me Michael Donnelly 4947
40 Hicko's Heroes 2 Geoff Hickman 4804
41 Presidential Selection - No. 1 Andrew Falk 4704
42 Curry Munchers Ed Howitt Snr 4661

 

 

Name                                     Before Transfer   After Transfer   Total Points
Ben Garratt 605 337 942
Ed Howitt 624 307 931
Matt Todd 672 248 920
Harry Evans 520 273 793
Dan Smith 461 294 755
Blair Lindsay 524 213 737
Dave Monaghan 580 148 728
Harry Turner 419 282 701
Adam Cubbage 597 101 698
Chad Soper 367 328 695
James Kennedy 620 65 685
Shayne Lin 493 185 678
Steve Colley 452 188 640
Iqbal Ahmed 428 206 634
Michael Perry 530 95 625
Jordan Liddle 392 231 623
Greg Lewis 440 176 616
Kurt Roughley 551 65 616
James Campbell 333 270 603
Scott Heaney 402 166 568
Adair Durie 318 243 561
Max Newman 393 152 545
Julian Stephenson 293 239 532
Alex Lines 383 148 531
Brett Rosen 334 190 524
Andrew Coleman 423 100 523
Tom Carruthers 279 242 521
Damon Livermore 357 155 512
James Kidd 389 100 489
Tom Gooch 337 142 479
Tjaard Tait 268 208 476
Tom Bangs 334 142 476
Charlie Bangs 220 250 470
Anthony Sherman 391 69 460
David Leiboff 366 82 448
Iain Beverley 239 207 446
Justin Avendano 276 160 436
Adam Aarons 357 78 435
Elliot Richtor 331 98 429
Craig Thornborough 268 148 416
Cameron Eccles 344 61 405
James Packman 268 125 393
Tom Beverley 235 158 393
Pat Effeney 268 120 388
Reece Bombas 268 113 381
Logan Weston 274 103 377
Tristan Cooper 245 131 376
Adam Fleming 306 40 346
Carl Kinghorne 276 70 346
Ben Armstrong 168 175 343
Reagan Klemt 296 40 336
Mark Fonseka 200 127 327
Saahil Turki 170 155 325
Ian Higgins 148 145 293
Dave Millar 119 173 292
Chris Retallick 177 113 290
Nick Dowsley 288 0 288
Jack Colley 110 158 268
Mitchell Kleem 89 165 254
Deva Nirthanakumaran 162 80 242
Henry Carmichael 185 53 238
Alex Jackson 107 114 221
Kris Colley 134 85 219
Dan Richtor 175 44 219
Corbin Edgar 139 66 205
Beau Sadler 184 0 184
Jason Leiboff 152 20 172
Will Sweeney 168 0 168
Andrew Chapman 128 13 141
Andrew Crosland 133 3 136
Dan Stickland 75 60 135
Danuka Rathnayake 120 0 120
Clem Bromwich 63 54 117
Michael Dalrymple 116 0 116
Tim Van Zuylen 93 15 108
Paul Woodford 100 0 100
Tom Cockburn 91 4 95
Ben Leighton 91 0 91
James Hand 88 0 88
Teshan Weragama 85 0 85
Charlie Stobo 22 55 77
James Partridge 32 38 70
Pascal Delepine 65 0 65
Hugh Selby 59 0 59
Richard Allchurch 48 0 48
Samira Kasthuriarachchi 40 0 40
Dom Thomson 7 22 29
Brendan Gray 0 24 24
James Dedman 23 0 23
Sam Mart 11 11 22
Connor Jackson 22 0 22
Tom Stobo 0 20 20
Jack Skilbeck 17 0 17
Jim Ham 17 0 17
Lachlan Borg 1 0 1
Dan Lake 0 0 0
Hugh Sinclair 0 0 0
Luke Ham 0 0 0
Paddy Murton 0 0 0
Paul Campbell 0 0 0

 

 

Results from Round 13 - Winners in Bold


Ranking     Team Name                                    Round 13 Points  
1 Noddy 608
2 Tiddles Stuyvos 528
     
4 Tiddles Loose One's 506
5 Sudzies Specials 450
     
7 Teatro San Carlos 381
8 Dark Horse 422
     
10 The Saratoga Strikers 422
11 Tiddles Ultimates 458
     
13 Shayne's 11 412
14 The Rubsters 438
     
16 The Logi Bears 185
17 Presidential Selection - No. 2 518
     
19 Mantos 488
20 L'effet de serre 471
     
22 Gordon For Me 343
23 Frankys Team 579

 

 

Round 14 allocations - Quarter Finals


Allocation   Team Name Current Ranking
1 Dark Horse 22
2 Tiddles Loose One's 10
     
3 Frankys Team 8
4 Mantos 6
     
5 Noddy 4
6 Presidential Selection - No. 2     34
     
7 The Rubsters 36
8 Tiddles Ultimates 17

 

 

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Teams announced for Round 15 matches vs Mosman

Teams announced for Round 15 matches vs Mosman

The GDCC selectors have announced the teams for this Round’s two day matches on Saturday 25th February and 3rd March against Mosman in Grade and Randwick Petersham in Colts.

First Grade are at home at Chatswood, seconds are at Rawson Park, thirds at Killara, fourths at Allan Border, fifths at Beauchamp and Colts at Snape.

Jack Colley during his 84 last round.

There are no changes to first grade while Ben Garratt returns in seconds to lead his side toward the semis. James Campbell makes a welcome return after missing last round with a hairline fracture of the hand.

In thirds, Jack Colley has received a deserved promotion after his 84 last week as well as two 50’s in recent matches. Pat Effeney and James Kidd return to thirds after Ben and James’s return while Henry Carmichael is also back from an overseas sojourn. Clem Bromwich is unavailable this round due to work commitments.

Alex Lines, Charlie Bangs and Kris Colley return to fourths while the fifths and Colts are also strengthened with the return of higher grade players with the exception of Jack Skilbeck who will take longer to overcome his back problems. We all wish him well. 

The teams are:
1st Grade 2nd Grade 3rd Grade
Chatswood Oval Rawson Park Killara Oval
Start 10:30 am Start 10:30 am Start 12:15 pm
James Packman (c) Ben Garratt (c) Ed Howitt (c)
Iain Beverley Justin Avendano Tom Beverley
Reece Bombas James Campbell Henry Carmichael
Steve Colley Adair Durie Jack Colley
Cameron Eccles Jordan Liddle Pat Effeney
Harry Evans Blair Lindsay Ian Higgins
Scott Heaney Elliot Richtor James Kidd
Greg Lewis Brett Rosen Damon Livermore
Daniel Smith Kurt Roughley Will Sweeney
Julian Stephenson Craig Thornborough Tjaard Tait
Chad Soper Logan Weston Harry Turner
Match Report Match Report Match Report
Steve Colley Ben Garratt Tom Beverley
4th Grade 5th Grade Colts
Allan Border Oval Beauchamp Park Snape Park
Start 12:15 pm Start 12:15 pm Start 12:30 pm
Shayne Lin (c) Tom Cockburn (c) Dave Millar (c)
Charlie Bangs Tom Bangs Adam Aarons
Adam Cubbage Tom Carruthers Iqbal Ahmed
Kris Colley Tristan Cooper Ben Armstrong
Alex Jackson Andrew Crosland Andrew Coleman
Mitchell Kleem Tom Gooch Mark Fonseka
Alex Lines Dave Monaghan Carl Kinghorne
Michael Perry Max Newman Dave Leiboff
Chris Retallick Dan Richtor Deva Nirthankumaran
Beau Sadler Matt Todd   Dan Stickland
Anthony Sherman Saahil Turki Tim Van Zuylen
Match Report Match Report Match Report
Charlie Bangs Tom Bangs Adam Aarons

Unavailable: Clem Bromwich, Nick Dowsley, Adam Fleming, Sam Mart, James Kennedy, Jack Skilbeck

Train On: Richard Allchurch, Andrew Chapman, Jason Leiboff

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1st Grade vs Parramatta - Round 14 - 2011/12

1st Grade vs Parramatta - Round 14 - 2011/12

Cam EcclesParramatta: In a must win game for the top grade we arrived at Old Kings kitted out in the traditional creams.

Pre match: Scott Heaney was an early arrival at the ground, no doubt looking to finally meet our beloved Marcos even though Marcos rates Heans as our number one. This cannot be explained as only two weeks ago it was alleged that Scotty was asking a fellow team mate "whats that Eagles supported doing here, is he lost?". And to think I was 8th "unbelievable". In complete contrast Harry Evans was late once again, every excuse was thrown at the captain; "M2 was terrible", "I hit a cyclist." All I can say is guilty. Too the trough.

Cam Eccles plays strongly through the off side 

Alright to the game: With the pitch looking particularly flat the skipper decided it was time we have a bat first after winning the toss. Unfortunately this must have taken the top order by surprise as we were quickly 3 for bugger all as Parkinson picked up Greg, Reece and Harry all caught behind. This brought Steve to the crease with a must needed partnership required. With some early shouts and close calls we were progressing along nicely as the score moved past 80. Unfortunately, Colley fell next to Wood who must have bowled his slightly straighter one and Steve chiped an easy catch back.

Packman and Smith fell cheaply and this brought Iain Beverley to the middle. Another partneship with Beverley and me of 80 before I was out for 70. The end of the innings was nigh and with some lusty swings of the willow from Chad, Jules and Marcos' mate saw our score get to 231. In hindsight the score was probably 80 odd runs short.

Greg lewisThe Parramatta run chase got off to a good start as stumps were called and they were 0/50. Sunday required some excellent bowling and some luck to get the points on a pitch that seemed to get harder and flatter and the outfield becoming fasted after two days of 30+ days. 

Greg Lewis picks up the spinning duties for 1st Grade - taking two wickets in the match 

All the bowlers toiled for a wicket and it came from Jules, a perfectly pitched ball catching the outside edge for an easy catch to Bev. However that was one of too few highlights for the Stags as Parramatta inched closer to the target. Only some good bowling and sledging from Lewis brought a couple of wickets for our spinner. Parramatta eventually passed our score by tea on Sunday, just 4 down, with the only other wicket going to Harry Evans. 

Poor result on a tough weekend.

A good possitive is that kangaroo court is growing and very enjoyable even after a loss. What will Bomb be guilty of this week!

Too the trough.

Cam Eccles


2nd Grade vs Parramatta - Round 14 - 2011/12

2nd Grade vs Parramatta - Round 14 - 2011/12

Justin AvendanoRound 14 saw the Stags take on Parramatta in a Saturday-Sunday 2-dayer. With Parramatta only a few points behind us, it was important to take 6 points from the weekend. This round saw new faces James Kidd and Pat Effeney join the squad, in place of the injured James Campbell and the captain/triathlete Ben Garratt, with Blair Lindsay taking over the role of captain. 

Superstar Justin Avendano cashes in on a great deck to notch up a century for the Stags 

After winning the toss, Blair decided to let the batsmen loose on what looked to be a good batting deck. While the pitch was quite hard, it wasn't exactly easy for the batsmen, with some variable bounce, and the ball not quite coming on to the bat. Another solid start from Jordie Liddle and Brett Rosen saw us reach 59 before Jordie was dismissed after making a good start for 28. From there Bretty continued the form with some excellent stroke making, and was joined by skipper Blair in forming another solid partnership. Brett was next to be dismissed after notching up a very handy 69, bringing Justin ‘JA’ Avendano to the crease. 

From there the mix of calculated strokes from Blair and and some hard hitting from JA seemed to be perfectly coupled, as the two put on a 100+ run partnership which was vital in ensuring we posted a competitive total. Blair played sensibly, waiting for the bad ball, and ensuring it was adequately punished, and JA showed great control in playing the ball along the ground, while picking the right ball to send out of the ground, and frequently down the street to the mandarin centre as well. 

JA brought up the 100 at more than a run a ball, and in great fashion, mousing one over the ropes, and clearing the fence by a long way. Both batsmen were well supported by the crowd, which consisted of a mix of the old faithfuls, along with the finest youth Chatswood has to offer. This partnership really took the scoring to the next level. They took the team score to just under 350 before Blair was dismissed, followed soon after by Justin. With Justin being dismissed, the local youth decided the entertainment was over, and left in search of a fight down at the skate park. 

Wickets then fell steadily through the last session, with an important contribution made by Elliott Richtor adding 42 to push the total toward the 400 mark. Some incredible late hitting from the recently promoted No.9 batting all-rounder Adair Durie, including a huge another huge 6, took the score to just below 400 before being dismissed. Some late assistance from Patty and Kiddy ensured we passed the 400 mark before the end of the day. It was great to see batsmen at the crease in the last session, and the solid platform laid by the top order batsmen really enabled us to dominate the game from the outset.

Els Richtor

On arrival for day 2, the team was confident of defending 400+ on the small ground, even with a lightning fast outfield, we felt our bowling and fielding, and out-enthusing could bring us home. From the start, we bowled a both sides of the wicket, making it difficult to set fields. The Parramatta batsmen cashed in, and ran rampant in the first session, going to lunch at 1/158, with James Kidd picking up the only wicket. 

Els Richtor bats well with the lower order to continue accumulating runs for the Gordon side 

While this wasn't an ideal start, we tightened our game in the second session with some tight bowling, in particular from the captain, Blair, and Els Richtor. It was this pressure that changed the game, and it was only a matter of time before wickets came. Ramped on by the support of the returning youths (Logan's mates) Els snicked off one of the batsmen, and second string spinner Kurt Roughley managed to catch the danger man off his own bowling, taking him just short of his 100. The tight bowling continued with Blair back in the attack, taking a much deserved wicket.

Roughers then picked up 2 wickets in 2 overs. In this session, we really stuck to the plans of building pressure, and we really brought the game back into our own hands. Going to lunch at around 6/240 meant that we had to the stronghold on the game. To come back from the first session of 1/160, and take 5/70 odd in the second session is a real testament to the whole team, with some solid fielding and bowling, and overall resilience.

Going into the 3rd and final session needing 4 wickets, the team was again confident that sticking to our plans, we could close out the game. More of the same resulted in great pressure heaped on the opposition. Forced to score runs, Justin's mate from cricket superstar looked to take quick singles.

While this was effective in the short term, some incredible fielding from the Stags, mixed with some terrible calls from Justin's pal resulted in 2 run outs in quick succession, one from “the best JK at Gordon”, over the top of the stumps, and a direct hit at the bowlers end from backward point, from the injured shoulder of Avendano.

James Kidd runout

James Kidd's perfect throw catches a Parramatta batsman short of his ground 

Justin followed this up with some terrible chat to his mate, who was close to becoming the leading wicket taker for the innings, which he was reminded of every ball. The pressure all became too much, with the batsmen leaving the ground with 2/55.

The entertainment kept coming all day from the Chatswood locals, namely the spectator having a casual stroll down at long off, and the local youth back to try and score some speed from Logan out at deep point. With one wicket left, the opposition really didn't have a chance, but to their credit, they never played for the draw. Roughley took the last wicket to finish with 4, with 2 to Richtor, 2 to Potter (Justin’s mate from Parramatta), and 1 a piece to Lindsay and Kiddy.

With a tough, ground out 2 day win this week, and only 2 rounds to go, we are looking to be real contenders. With rumours that Lindsay is offering a spot to Garratt back in his side as an all rounder, this should strengthen the squad for the following 2 dayer against Mosman, and the final 1 dayer against your mates North Sydney.

Let’s make these last 2 games count, and take that momentum into the finals. It’s what men do.

Kurt Roughley

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